Neatly Sliced

Sometimes I type fast and letters and/or words come out in the wrong order. Real Life Example: Jennifer: like 1,2,3? i’m suconfed Jennifer: *confused

In class, this brought me a good chuckle. We were discussing summary queries, and for some reason we went into using null in the WHERE clause. Query: SELECT first_name, last_name, customer_number FROM customer WHERE street IS NULL Result set: first_name last_name customer_number Sally Adams 412 Teacher:    So, what does this say about Sally Adams? Student:    [...]

“That is the heart of it.” “Now begin in the middle, and later learn the beginning; the end will take care of itself.” —Repent, Harlequin!” Said the Ticktockman

Strange times in high school. Funny, the things we say. From Junior year physics, circa 2001. —– Mr. K (Teacher of Physics): “I was going to work this problem, but then the fun would be out of it and you would be sad working on it.” —— Mr. K: “What can we do for this [...]