Neatly Sliced

Sometimes I type fast and letters and/or words come out in the wrong order.

Real Life Example:

Jennifer: like 1,2,3? i’m suconfed
Jennifer: *confused

In class, this brought me a good chuckle. We were discussing summary queries, and for some reason we went into using null in the WHERE clause.

Query:
SELECT first_name, last_name, customer_number
FROM customer
WHERE street IS NULL

Result set:

Teacher:    So, what does this say about Sally Adams?
Student:    She’s homeless?

“That is the heart of it.”

“Now begin in the middle, and later learn the beginning; the end will take care of itself.”
—Repent, Harlequin!” Said the Ticktockman

Strange times in high school. Funny, the things we say.

From Junior year physics, circa 2001.
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Mr. K (Teacher of Physics): “I was going to work this problem, but then the fun would be out of it and you would be sad working on it.”
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Mr. K: “What can we do for this problem?”
Student: “You could subtract.”
Mr. K: “No, that would be evil.”
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Mr. K: “Take time to write this down. It’s like vegetables. It’s good for you.”
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Mr. K: “Once in a while, there’s a kid who scratches his nails on a chalkboard on purpose. That is the only thing that would ever drive me to kill somebody.”
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Mr. K: “Alright, enough of this philosophical gobbleygook.”
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Mr. K: “Accountability is not a big thing [with the administrators of this] school district.”
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Mr. K: “Now, I’m going to tease you.”
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Juan Martín: “Do you eat chocolate?”
Anonymous: “Uhm, yes.”
Juan Martín: “But, do you eat chocolate like a girl?”
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Genius Moment: “n is two-thirds (2/3) which is positive and greater than zero!”