Neatly Sliced

Strange times in high school. Funny, the things we say.

From Junior year physics, circa 2001.
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Mr. K (Teacher of Physics): “I was going to work this problem, but then the fun would be out of it and you would be sad working on it.”
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Mr. K: “What can we do for this problem?”
Student: “You could subtract.”
Mr. K: “No, that would be evil.”
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Mr. K: “Take time to write this down. It’s like vegetables. It’s good for you.”
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Mr. K: “Once in a while, there’s a kid who scratches his nails on a chalkboard on purpose. That is the only thing that would ever drive me to kill somebody.”
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Mr. K: “Alright, enough of this philosophical gobbleygook.”
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Mr. K: “Accountability is not a big thing [with the administrators of this] school district.”
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Mr. K: “Now, I’m going to tease you.”
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Juan Martín: “Do you eat chocolate?”
Anonymous: “Uhm, yes.”
Juan Martín: “But, do you eat chocolate like a girl?”
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Genius Moment: “n is two-thirds (2/3) which is positive and greater than zero!”